1 Put on skates
2 Place skates on ice
3 Don't fall over
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

4.
5. profit
( Derek Monte has a golden ticket, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Step 3 was the one I couldn't remember

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Time to call Argentina
Then I'm off to lunch at the Cheshire Cheese Public house
Laters awl
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)