With new "freshelle"
WTF is "freshelle" all about?!
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it's so that chav mums can name their 8th daughter after it
and it gets some free publicity
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

After having her abducted by her step cousin's brother's wife's butler?

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah, the 'Dewsbury gambit'

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

pffft

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

That made me guffaw!

( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Bullshitting women into spending even more money on sanitary products
Including VAT because apparantly having your insides rip themselves out once a month is a luxury

/rant
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

ah come on now
if it was more than once a month it wouldn't be a luxury
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

*scowls*
Let's shove a bottle brush up you once a month, see how luxurious you feel then
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

cor
*engorges*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

*beats the crap out of*

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

But are you not of the pregnant?
So no toilet brushes?

I don't know much about these things I'm afraid...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I am, so technically am not needing to be so angry about these things right now
But that one thing in particular pisses me off SO BLOODY MUCH
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Seems fair enough to me...
I'm sure I'd be peeved if I had to do that...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

what they've done is they've taken the word 'fresh'
and made it a little bit more feminine by adding the postfix 'elle' to it... thus, women will be stupid enough happy to stick it up inside themselves.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Funny...
That didn't work for the gazelles

Guess their marketeers were inferior.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

LOL

( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Freshelle?
Bad enough as it is, beauty creams with the likes of BOSWELOX(TM) must take the prize for bad skience-type terminology.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

ox bowels!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)