AAAAAAARGH!
The chafing of the contact surfaces of the warring fingers...

I need THE GEL.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

There is no honour in defeating a chaffed opponent
I cast down my pinky sir.
( Koba Look out!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)