I would kill those children for that
then eat the cooked chicken
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

I would kill the chicken to put it our of its misery...

And then eat the children (more meat on them)

And then educated those lovely children on the rights and wrongs of animal care.

Also Woo...

( Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

I'd rather kill the kids.
Perhaps there could be some kind of rape-to-death situation. Do you know any violent, psychopathic paedophiles?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

* Looks at "b3ta Friends List"
Yea.. quite a few!



Would you have any preference of sex, height or length of service as a b3tan?
( Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

*cries*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

haha you fell for his trap! hahaha trap!

( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

now he has him in his clutches!
if he starts explaining evil plans to him, that may be Mr The Hat's chance to escape in a contrived manner
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

sorry
I was distracted by my image on the FP . . . C];0p


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pffftt...

( Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

I'd prefer sex.
was that the question?
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

that explains a lot

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

No.... This explains a lot ¬
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot
( Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

and do a nice boiled egg salad
no sense in wasting
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)