Me for Mayor of London.
Someone suggested it a few weeks back.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

does your platform include:
free porns
tripled congestion charge for 4x4s
making boris and ken fight to the death with hammers

??
( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Dirty 4x4s no.
Clean ones that have never seen grass, yes.


Ken will be forced to work at Burger King in Camden for a year, Boris shall be forced to work at Stringfellows.

Porn shall be provided in 'minute hate' style bursts on bbc channels at midday, 5pm and 10pm daily.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)