Oh don't be bothered with the internets thing
I quite like the thought of suddenly hearing 'CAPTAIN!' from behind me at any point when out and about.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'm sure you do...
The many strangers with red hair I shout this at seem confused though...
( Sonic James Doom - awaiting the arrival of mini-Doom, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

One day you'll get there!

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)