YES.
You'd make a good objective judge.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

i had that job when we had the
"whose got the biggest bollocks compo at my mates old pub"

the guy who was 6ft6 had the biggest out of about 15 i think. i also think i got so drunk i licked my mates testicle
( crazyjude Asked Sarah to marry me on Sunday. She Said yes!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Leonardo Di Caprio was in some movie yonks ago
chucking his clothes off a roof. Myself and my friends (I think we were in year 7, or thereabouts) spent about ten minutes trying to pause it in the right place. I seem to recall he had balls like a boy pig (not entirely sure if there's a word for that). Huge, they were.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

what did you do with the other one

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

ran away i think

( crazyjude Asked Sarah to marry me on Sunday. She Said yes!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

compo that

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)