eeep!
I haev just invented the greatest invention since sliced bread or the rampant rabbit!
The Corkscrew drill bit!!!
( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

What can it do?

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Or rather: what do you do with it?

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

screw corks?

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Uncork a bottle of wine in under 2 seconds!:)

( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Wahey!

no bits of cork in the wine?
( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

No

( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Nice steady camera hand you have there.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

I employ spazzed for the good of the community!

( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Are you being sodomised?

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

haaha

( Cockweasle Snarn, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Were you wanking while recording this?

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Who wouldn't! Tis a thing of beauty!!!
Only my camera is working:P
( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

I just never thought of a drill as feminine

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Well it has a female adaptor!

( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Or a male one:

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Didn't see yours.
www.b3ta.com/board/8322186
( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Those pubes could have someone's eye out

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

*flails*

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

But is it better than rampant sliced bread?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

wehay!
a sort of turbo-charged 'waiter's friend'. Naughty!
( enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

"waiter's friend" sounds like a real euphemism

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

If it isn't
it should be...
( enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

I was sure such a thing must already have been invented.
I couldn't find it with a quick google search, but I did find this:
www.videojug.com/film/open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

cor

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Ah don't know anybuddy thats ever hud wine, part fae the Buckie, that goes tae ma healthclub or anybuddy thats goat workin' hauns, so on that basis, ah'm out.

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

They did it in Black Books
in the one where they're house sitting and they accidentally drink the pope's wine.
Edit: Now I think about it they used an ordinary drill bit.
( kinks Security code alpha 3456 applejuice bum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yes they did
I'm glad you did the edit:P
( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)