( johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

What. The. Fuck?

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Best blowjob ever.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Looks like it's lined with brillo pads
are you sure?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

he likes it to be a little abrasive

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Good excuse for the anger that inevitably comes anyway.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

blowjob cause inevitable anger?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Ouchy ones do.
Don't they? I don't know, I haven't got a nozzle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

oh god yes
who ever thinks teeth should be involved? who?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

My ex
but I only bit when asked. And even then felt majorly odd considering I've sort of trained myself to keep my teeth away.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Was that a City and Guilds course?
Or Open University?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Sweetie, I read Fellatio at Oxford.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

o_O

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Teeth are ok in moderation
my favourite bit is the gagging when she gets it all the way in.........
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

You should wash it on occasion then.

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Gagging?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

She obviously doesn't do them right

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

What do you mean you don't need an oar?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

only if its a "thar-she-blows-job"

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

*prods with oar*
Man your cannon, lad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

*mans it. good and proper*

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Good. Now keep practicing that.
And I shall see you in London for your next set of instructions.


Bring a jumper, some dental floss and a small engraving of Oscar Wilde.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

What happens
when it sneezes? Shall we need to raise the national terror level?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

holy christ!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I'm a bit worried what that 'mouth' was originally,
but woo!
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

www.johnvile.org/b3ta/1185678749611.jpg
( johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha
No doubt we were all expecting something a LOT worse than that.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

hahaha I know I was
Guinness anyone?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Well, that's my mind thoroughly shamed!
soap anyone?
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

good lordy fuck what is it?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

nnaaaaaaoooooo
*fears
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

niiiiiiice!

( - D - Let it Beard, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

NA RLY

( gronkpan, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)