Countryside


With thanks to Stephen Fry.

Oh yeah and my first compo entry too...

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(Fraz73, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

oh please...
Please let it be so......
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

hullo! :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

*wrestles to the floor*
You're mine now - excuse me everyone, I need to do something here...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

*flails arms*
hayulp! haaayulp!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

Don't you dare
you love it, you do....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

Well I have to *look* like I'm struggling.. :D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Struggle as much as you want, honey
it won't do any good...

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

can i watch?

( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

no

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

damn
I'll go make some tea for when you're done
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Don't forget the biscuits.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

yes

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Oi!
That's not the deal....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

oh no
have I been bad?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

Oh yes....
That just makes it more fun...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

yay
I'll bring tea and biscuits
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

who?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

c'mon....!
Piers Moron
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

not heard of him

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Well, he's a cunt.
that's pretty much all you need to know.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

haha best stock explanation ever

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

hehehe
only because it is true.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

why do i want to kill him?
he looks nothing like a tree side :-s
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

your tongue appears to have turned into an 's'
So, I need clarification on that before I can proceed.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

i'm confused :(

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

Bear in mind this one was mentioned in the original compo description.
This is the compo equivalent of posting a link that was in the newsletter :P
( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

shall we all yell GC?

( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

okay!
you ready? GO!
( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

GC!!!

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

yahtzeeeee

_DAMNIT
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

can we add a vowel in between so that it's easier to shout, less gutteral?
GACK!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

how about
Geee Ceee?
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

too nouvelle vague
too pedestrian



i suggest: Gah-Cah, not simply ga-ka but said in your best down syndrome voice
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

i shall try it
...

excellent, from now on this is how I shall say it
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

*slaps*
It was one of the *very* best, so do pipe down.

in a nice way :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

hold him down
I'll go get the killin stick
( naD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

his tie interests me

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

he appears to have the matrix on it...
how strange.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

i tried enlarging it, but still can't make it out
i know nothing of matrix.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

something about blue and red pills
all sounds terribly dodgy to me...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

it's some variant on the
'it's a terrible job, but someo'es got to do it' that i can't make out properly

probably 'i'm a massive cunt, but someone's got to be'
( mictoboy, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
that works, too!

:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

I am genuinely going to severely damage this bloke if we ever collide
his sensationalist lies put squaddies lives in jeopardy through his rather crap journalism as the editor of some pathetic paper
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)