maybe shop in a picture of that midget from that movie
"maester, de seet! de seet!"
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/links/Morph_Meets_Mofahas_Monster, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Bugger!
Why didn't I think of that!

*goes to look for midgets*
( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)