From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

D:

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

hello b3ta my name is cr3 and i am drunk how are you.

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Tediously sober.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

apply wine

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

supply wine

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hello cr3
this is B3ta. We love you.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i love you too b3ta

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

hello cr3
your emoticon made me chuckle solely because it was upside down
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

oh goodness is your monitor upside down tyhat is not safe

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

my name is not b3ta
you drunken fool
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i am sorry how can i make it up to you

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

sexings

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

i will bum you with reacharounds too

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

if ever there was an autocomplete answer
this is it
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

sober very sober

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

:(:(:(:(:(:(

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hello cr3, squeeze my breasts.
And I am good :]
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

hello clansoul i would squeeze you but fear i may get arrested

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

I didn't tell anyone the first time you did it,
why would this be any different?
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

kk isn't watching disapprovingly

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

She may well be.
;]
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

AWESOME HAI KK

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Well, she's not, she's out with mofaha.
But she might find it later.
If so, HAI KK
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

does this mean i'm not the only one to search for my nickname

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Huh?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I use b3ta's search feature to search for my name occasionally :(

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Oh, I do that :P
But why is that relevant?
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Hello cr3
I am soberish. I'd have been drunker if the scousers could have won the footy. Nothing better than being able to batter scousers in Moscow.
Worryingly we now have to play Chelski in their home town.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh no

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

i've had her

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

hehehehe
like we don't already know that....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

That's pretty clever,
but FUCKING TERRIFYING
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

I'm in two minds about this:
The Uxbridge English Dictionary in ISIHAC is based around the *sounds* of words, so the above, which is based around a spelling, wouldn't work.

But then, that's because ISIHAC is on radio. You might well say that we can include words that *look* like other words for the challenge, because we're working in a visual medium.

Hmm.
( Mushroom, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

Well either way, it's clever.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

eeeee
Took me a few passes to get it but good job!

...psycho, and someone get cr3 a kebab!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier is an insensitive bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh hello search result

( cr3, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)