From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

D:

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

hello b3ta my name is cr3 and i am drunk how are you.

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Tediously sober.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

apply wine

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

supply wine

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Hello cr3
this is B3ta. We love you.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i love you too b3ta

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

hello cr3
your emoticon made me chuckle solely because it was upside down
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

oh goodness is your monitor upside down tyhat is not safe

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

my name is not b3ta
you drunken fool
( mictoboy, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

i am sorry how can i make it up to you

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

sexings

( mictoboy, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

i will bum you with reacharounds too

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

if ever there was an autocomplete answer
this is it
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

sober very sober

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

:(:(:(:(:(:(

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hello cr3, squeeze my breasts.
And I am good :]
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

hello clansoul i would squeeze you but fear i may get arrested

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

I didn't tell anyone the first time you did it,
why would this be any different?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

kk isn't watching disapprovingly

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

She may well be.
;]
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

AWESOME HAI KK

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Well, she's not, she's out with mofaha.
But she might find it later.
If so, HAI KK
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

does this mean i'm not the only one to search for my nickname

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Huh?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I use b3ta's search feature to search for my name occasionally :(

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Oh, I do that :P
But why is that relevant?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Hello cr3
I am soberish. I'd have been drunker if the scousers could have won the footy. Nothing better than being able to batter scousers in Moscow.
Worryingly we now have to play Chelski in their home town.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh no

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

i've had her

( mictoboy, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

hehehehe
like we don't already know that....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

That's pretty clever,
but FUCKING TERRIFYING
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

I'm in two minds about this:
The Uxbridge English Dictionary in ISIHAC is based around the *sounds* of words, so the above, which is based around a spelling, wouldn't work.

But then, that's because ISIHAC is on radio. You might well say that we can include words that *look* like other words for the challenge, because we're working in a visual medium.

Hmm.
( Mushroom, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

Well either way, it's clever.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

eeeee
Took me a few passes to get it but good job!

...psycho, and someone get cr3 a kebab!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier has ballistic herpes, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh hello search result

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)