I shall probably go to bed now.

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hahahahahahah

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Nighty night mister. Have beautiful dreams.
Have you had appendicitis? What does it feel like? Is it worse when you move?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I shall dream of you ^_^
and I can't say I have, but I think the best thing to do would be to somehow shit your appendix out :\
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Like someone's just stamped on your stomach
and keeps kicking you when you turn.

When I had it I coudln't move from a crawling position on my floor pressed against the wall.
( moohalaa, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

right, cheers.
That's another pointer to me not having it then, marvellous. I'm not there yet although I have cried twice and can't walk any more.

Hmmmmmmm.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

WOW!
*Glomps*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

*moans from underneath man*
Love to you n'all but owwww.

Sorry, I'm being a right wuss, but I am a bit worried.

edit: muckiness of subject not intended!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Sorry, pickle
Didn't mean to be harsh.

:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Nooo I'm joking.
Really, if you saw me you'd not have done it, I look as bad as I feel. I feel like such a WIMP also.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

:(

( Dixon hmmm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yup, sums it up.
I wish I could stop shaking. This is all weird.

You're not ugly you're boooooodiful, as turkey man would say.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Different to "normal" lady pains?
RE: Ugly - Just a line from a song ;o)
( Dixon hmmm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yup, different.
Similar area but this is not the same. I can't explain how I know that but I do, which I suppose comes from *thinks* 14 years of having periods.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

It's not trapped wind is it?
I know it sounds undramatic, but that can really fucking hurt BAD. Had it a couple of times in the past and I was doubled over, sweating and trembling in agony.
( Dixon hmmm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

I don't think so I've had that.
Who knows? Think I'll survive though
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Depends if you use Pickfords

( Dixon hmmm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

<3

( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh tom.
I'm going to spang you for that.
( moohalaa, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

*prepares*
*stifles erection*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

i would think
a booth where one pays a small fee to empty their bladder

but this works! woo!
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

I just found the bathos of this concept to be funnier :P

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)