Like someone's just stamped on your stomach
and keeps kicking you when you turn.

When I had it I coudln't move from a crawling position on my floor pressed against the wall.
( moohalaa is rockin' the suburbs, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

right, cheers.
That's another pointer to me not having it then, marvellous. I'm not there yet although I have cried twice and can't walk any more.

Hmmmmmmm.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

WOW!
*Glomps*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock drinking with the Seldom-Seen Kid, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

*moans from underneath man*
Love to you n'all but owwww.

Sorry, I'm being a right wuss, but I am a bit worried.

edit: muckiness of subject not intended!
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Sorry, pickle
Didn't mean to be harsh.

:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock drinking with the Seldom-Seen Kid, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Nooo I'm joking.
Really, if you saw me you'd not have done it, I look as bad as I feel. I feel like such a WIMP also.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

:(

( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yup, sums it up.
I wish I could stop shaking. This is all weird.

You're not ugly you're boooooodiful, as turkey man would say.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Different to "normal" lady pains?
RE: Ugly - Just a line from a song ;o)
( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yup, different.
Similar area but this is not the same. I can't explain how I know that but I do, which I suppose comes from *thinks* 14 years of having periods.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

It's not trapped wind is it?
I know it sounds undramatic, but that can really fucking hurt BAD. Had it a couple of times in the past and I was doubled over, sweating and trembling in agony.
( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

I don't think so I've had that.
Who knows? Think I'll survive though
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)