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( Mushroom, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

I think he's going to miss.
He'll certainly splash though.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

LOLSPLAT!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

He'll have to jump a long way!

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Now this works in two ways!
Well done :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

I'VE BEEN UP THAT
IT WAS COLD
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

THERE IS NO HEATING IN LA TOUR EIFFEL.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

you are so right

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

I don't remember it being cold but it was very windy

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Haha
this
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

haha
"Whether an original joke existed involving an actress and a bishop is not known."

it's definitely got more class than "That's what she said" but not quite as simple to say
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)