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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

you are Chris Morris
AICMFP
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

you are good at these

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:48, archived)

Thankyou
Kind Sir :)

I have to keep it simple as I don't have the "shopping" skills you guys have.

What does AICMFP mean?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

Ardvark Interception Control, Municipal Flying Policeforce

( hanke, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

Damn!
You feel such a fool when you find out the answer and realise you should have known it all along ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

it means "and i claim my five pounds"
or AICMFAD, if you're american :-P
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:01, archived)

THE TETRIS THEME HAS LYRICS?!?!?!!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

WHAT?

( hanke, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

muu's sig

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

mp3.retroportal.ru/8/surzhikov.mp3
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

Holy fuck
I was looking through google links for more info...aparently the thing that the tetramino are falling into is supposed to be a glass. The little tetris peices are also called "tetramino".
( hanke, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

check the wikipedia page
it's crazy how much information there is about it, including legal battles

yeah, tetrominoes... who knew?
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:06, archived)

gorgeous.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:03, archived)

Yes, the Tetris song has lyrics
but they are NOT be safe for work.

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=67167262

ClicK "the pharmacy"
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

surely
they'd just say dollars or bucks?

i think i've only ever heard aussies refer to their currency with the pro-noun (i think) before the noun
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

canadians?

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

yeh
but only when they cross the border.

damn you for catching me out you bastard
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:48, archived)

yes, but this site seems to require americanisms to be identified as such
like the other day when i said "gasoline" instead of petrol, tsk tsk
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

just say fuel
then the diesel users can't complain either
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:49, archived)

diesel users can eat shit and die
(only because the only people who use diesel where I'm from are people who drive outrageously large trucks to compensate for their microscopic penises)
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:47, archived)

Amyl Ingesting Contra Militia Farting Patrols

( hanke, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:07, archived)

Aaaaa Iiiii Ccccc Mmmmm Fffff Ppppp

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:08, archived)

haha

( hanke, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

Haha Farting Patrol
that's just reminded me, I haven't got round to making that "Fart Collector" advert on Craigslist
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:27, archived)

you fart petrol?

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:12, archived)

and i claim my five pounds
I have no shopping skills - I occasionally post shit paint images and photos of panders
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:02, archived)

Oh :(
It was a piss take then :(
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

its a good thing
the post above means you are a clever funny man
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

Ahh!
did you mean YOU have no shopping skills and occassionally...?

Glad i'm not alone then ;)

Mind, I got photoshop this week and have started to learn :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

yes me = useless
this is the extent of my skills:

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:11, archived)

LOL!
I actually like this style of post myself
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

what: laptop touchpad - a few seconds and paint
:D
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

Haha!
I'm a simple man with simple taste
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:15, archived)

this took a bit longer in gimp

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

Snack attack!
at least they show some original imagination ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

and theres this :)

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

What did
Dino see?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

a tree

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

Bless you
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

dunbindun, i'm afraid.

i thought i might be hauling this dusty old thing out when i saw the compo title.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:07, archived)