An old Famouse magician


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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:20, archived)

ahhhahahh.
 
needs more moose and squirrel
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

i was wondering why you'd compo'd this and then i realised it's wednesday.
also, i heard prince is up to his shenanigans again, this time over a performance he did of a radiohead song. how does one sue people for showing one's performance of a fucking cover song?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

by being a dick?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:53, archived)

dick or cunt? you decide!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:00, archived)

ashally no, I guess he's an asshole, who just wants to shit all over everything.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:02, archived)

trouble is, all the parts we listed are parts i like.
we should use body parts we don't like - cockweasle could call him a foot, for example.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:04, archived)

haha
he is an ill-placed patch of hair on music's face
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:06, archived)

for me he would be neck wattles.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:08, archived)

errant toilet paper flakes noticed while positioning one's self for doggy style sex

( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:10, archived)

those aren't actual body parts unless you are particularly unhygienic and your skin has absorbed them.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:11, archived)

a valid point.
 
that's why I tend to use things like FUCKWAD or WANKSTAIN as insults.
The dicks, pussies and assholes metaphor is from Team America World Police.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4yHZcsaERs
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:06, archived)

i can't watch that, i'm allergic to it.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:09, archived)

not even this bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Crb5oQE1HY

it has kittens!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:15, archived)

confession time: i'm not fond of south park.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:19, archived)

IT HAS KITTENS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 7:16, archived)

Dunt?

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:05, archived)

haha, that's you, that is.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:09, archived)

You know that M. Khan?
Prince wants to be him.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:10, archived)

madeleine khan?
we all want to be her. him. shim. whatever.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:23, archived)

mmmm.. Madeleine.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mary_Whitehouse_Experience#Other_notable_sketches
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:35, archived)

edward colanderhands, haha!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:40, archived)

some day I'm gonna meet him on the street
and tell him he sucks.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:00, archived)

some day i'm going to meet him in the street and kick him to death.
then i'll meet him in an imaginary afterlife and beat his false god to death and shit in his face as he gasps his final breath.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:01, archived)