Hint 2:
Ask someone with a brain
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:27, archived)

*punches in face*

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Thu 1 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

i thought it was birthday
i never watched saving private ryan
( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

Bad day?

( Mrs Trellis +1, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

no, Bidet
close!
( Weetobix is selling these fine leather jackets, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:32, archived)

steady on
EDIT: Or what Freebs did, of course.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 1 May 2008, 9:29, archived)