ideas here:
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/jimmykent/entry/uxbridge_english_dictionary/

The last three on that list made me rofl :)
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

Arf!
Right then, it's GIMP-ing time!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 May 2008, 10:20, archived)