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( Afinkawan, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:21, archived)

I love you
*click*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Still would though
..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Although
that's the case with every aspiring young actress these days, isn't it? A talent free zone, but shaggable.
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

As statements go, thats pretty sweeping
*tries to think of a counter-argument*

*fails*
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

Join the back of the queue
And she was way better than piper or tate.
( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

You ARE kidding, shirley?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

Well yeah
but Dr Who turned shit the moment Chris Ecclestone buggered off, IMO. David Tennant flails around a lot but isn't all that

*grumpy sod*
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

Piper was easily the best so far.

( Afinkawan, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

But
she has been touched by teh ginger, she is unpure and polluted
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

^This
And she has far too many teefs.

( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

Agreed!
I have a special place for that scene where she's covered in goo last week
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

arf!
she has such a nice bottie though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahahaha!
That's clevar!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

hahahaha
oh I like this :)

/Maisonette n. A small Chief Constable
( The Great Architect, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

Chief constable?
I thought he was a judge? Or are we thinking of a different guy?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

Perry Mason
Beverage made of stone:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahaha nice
*looks wistfully at the Doctor*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

she's better than Tate.

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

^agrees with this

( The Great Architect, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:04, archived)