No Bert, you're safe!
Sometimes we like to play away from home.
( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

...
And a Humph challenge was what I was hoping for. I've been plotting all week...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 1 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Thank heavens for that
But I think Mr Enzyme should stick to writing his great stories, he shops like a monkey using scissors as photoshop and a baked grapefruit as the internet.

(sorry Mr Enzyme, only kidding!)
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

But that's the law
If you're a qotwer you have to shop like a monkey with scissors and a baked grapefruit for the internet (nice image) otherwise the entire universe will be thrown out of whack.
( chickenlady I'll dress as a milkmaid and you can eat cake, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

I see....
It's all connected, one event could cause a catastrophic disruption of the space/time continuum...

Chaos theory innit?

So, what's Doctor Dyslexia's excuse?
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:08, archived)