He's on a mission to clean up the streets...
...introducing GarbageMan...

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From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)

Woooo!
Contest entry?
( EvS, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:25, archived)

done
(doh)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:25, archived)

..
another underestimated superhero
/me finds a spoon for his vegetable soup
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

What a
load of rubbish!

woo yay etc
(Indole Ring, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)

aye
tis a bit trashy
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)

looks a bit
wasted.
(Indole Ring, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:29, archived)

Could he be
a junkie?
(Indole Ring, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

of course he does drugs
how could he refuse?
( Or is it?, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:37, archived)

His chest reminds me of a
strawberry.
(techsmurf, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:30, archived)

He should not fly with that left leg.
Possible DVT case.
(Smudger, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:32, archived)

that's because...
umm ahh
his parents were in the strawberry farming business, until on that fateful day, they were savagely slaughtered by a rogue binbag full of nappies...ummm It was on that day that Limpy Buckwheel was no more, and from the devastation rose... GarbageMan! Now he spends his days searching, always searching for that phantom binliner, removing all other evils that meet his path. One day he will have his rewengee... aagh crapulence overload... must desist...
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

Ooh,
I think I've broken the Kallus.

is this related to you?
(techsmurf, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:40, archived)

lol nice linky
but no, not me...
I wish I was responsible for that chicken though
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)

It reminded me
of you.
(techsmurf, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:44, archived)

Has he burst the walking Dali pic? (see his left hand)

eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/sleepwalking.gif
(Smudger, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

crikey!
the plot thickens further...
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 2:38, archived)