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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

hahaha! another top one!
/click
( sock is sock, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pwoar!
Biscuit pr0n!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha thats a good idea. tea and biscuit time!
i'm going to TeaJ slightly again, as the board suddenly jumped by a mile
does anyone fancy a portrait swap? i fancy having a go at some arting today
preferably a picture with quite high contrast for what i want to try
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I don't appear to have much work to do...
But bear in mind I have close to zero skill in terms of portraiture...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 1 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I have no teabags!
AAARG!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I HAVE NO CLEAN MUGS
ARRRGGGHH!!
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'll lather your mugs..
if you teabag Discomeats.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 1 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

saucy!

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

O_O

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

It depends if by contrast you mean black hair and the ghostly pallor of a vampire.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

that sounds pretty contrasting
sounds good to me
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Well I doubt I'd be able to draw anything until later in the evening.
Plus I'm not that sure about sending out my likeness anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Feel free
But I am without skills in this matter
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

i have a hoooge picture of me..

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

cool gaz me up.

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Would

* with ivesb's ¬
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

my biscuits are such slaaaaags!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

SHEKSHEE!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

who says you're ugly?!
I'M THE UGLY ONE AROUND HERE!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm spartacus
/ac
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p58kCYsiwt0

Opening line
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Mmmmm
Biscuit time!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 1 May 2008, 12:49, archived)