Kill them all to death.

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:38, archived)

oh boy oh boy
TOAP TOAP
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

In this instance, TOAP can be justified in the case that a description regarding the noun given is in keeping with the compo.
Nah what ah mean chap, Innit?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

Novae, Shirley?
Far too true to be funny.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

wayne cares
he really does
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

a whole generation
in need of destruction.
(LIMES, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

^this

( The Zombie of Dr. Blackwolf is having eye socket sex with a paraplegic midget, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

My violent suggestion.
I say shoot their kneecaps out, and then beat them repeatidly with a spiked baseball bat until they pass out, then piss on them and chuck over a railway bridge.
(cenaris Could well be Chloe's #1 fan, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

sounds reasonable enough

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Thu 1 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

Any excuse

( Raindance murdering Hendrix classics on, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

wan curs

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

woo but

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

I don't see this actually fulfilling the requirements of the challenge
That's not to say it's not accurate, just not challenge-y.
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:09, archived)