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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

Jésus!
*clicks*
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Thu 1 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Maddie gas car?
Ouch. But haha.

"Sharif"?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

Don't like it! Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!!
( Mstandot, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Any more spang-worthy action like that
and I'll set Omar WebSherif on you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Bring him on...
I prefer a fair fight, rather than all this creeping around.
( Mstandot, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

This is not kosher!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

omar sherif was his mexican equivalent
(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Haha, good response.
I would also have accepted "his she-male equivalent".
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

oh fuck
that took a while, but fuck... thats awesome.


it's such a shame this compo is so popular. tons of good puns are just disappearing.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

I must confess to not getting this compo
I am 36 and reasonably intelligent
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

bah, it´s for the kids, ye know!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

them whippersnappers!
*shakes cane*

Always snapping my whippers!

and stay out of my bins!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

I'd like to see a definition of a "good pun"

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)