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( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

thats very good

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

merry - self satisfied, not the same I know, but America is, so it works, innit
;)

road - world
- sorry if that's blatantly obvious
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

that car is far too wussy to be american
it needs at least 48 cylinders, in each engine...
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

And Beefboirgers for wheels.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

hell yeah!
cockermaimy beefboigas fer wheels!

now yer talking!

man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Pastrami steering wheel?
I know ya loikes ya meats.

@:D
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I can eat and perform ever limited turning actions as I go
ah it don't matter none, everyone knows american cars aren't designed to go around corners anyway

DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!

yeah, that's the patriotic way!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Jose, can you SEEEEEEE!
- No Senor, you blinded me last week eh.
Very good.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

Jose! He sounds like one of those sandinistas!
He's got a cunning plan of working 23 hours a day thus depriving a hardworking american of our women, jobs, passports and most of all wellfare!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

At yet somehow a power output of only 20bhp
and all the fuel economy of an oil rig fire.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

I dunno, some of those oil rigs, burn pretty efficiently
they must be communists or something, why do they hate freedom?
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

I know, communists are *everywhere*
I saw a guy recently who was moving without burning any petrol at all... he was... like.. shuffling his feet as he stood and producing movement somehow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

he must be a commie nazi liebarrel!
he'll have to have the freedom kicked the fuck right out of him!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'll git mah gun and we can have us some good ol' Mcarthy justice

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

*cries a little tear*
Now there's a god honest all american american!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

that bolshevik cnut!
good americans always burn gas. even when on foot!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

so true.
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

this isn't really in the spirit of I'm sorry I haven't a clue
where at least some of the constituent words are kept-- eg countryside: to kill Piers Morgan

Nice 'shop and sentiment though.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

It is an odd amalgamation I'll admit.
looking at it now..I'm not even sure if it works..I've confused myself.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)