( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

thats very good

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

merry - self satisfied, not the same I know, but America is, so it works, innit
;)

road - world
- sorry if that's blatantly obvious
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

that car is far too wussy to be american
it needs at least 48 cylinders, in each engine...
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

And Beefboirgers for wheels.

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

hell yeah!
cockermaimy beefboigas fer wheels!

now yer talking!

man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Pastrami steering wheel?
I know ya loikes ya meats.

@:D
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I can eat and perform ever limited turning actions as I go
ah it don't matter none, everyone knows american cars aren't designed to go around corners anyway

DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!

yeah, that's the patriotic way!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Jose, can you SEEEEEEE!
- No Senor, you blinded me last week eh.
Very good.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

Jose! He sounds like one of those sandinistas!
He's got a cunning plan of working 23 hours a day thus depriving a hardworking american of our women, jobs, passports and most of all wellfare!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

At yet somehow a power output of only 20bhp
and all the fuel economy of an oil rig fire.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

I dunno, some of those oil rigs, burn pretty efficiently
they must be communists or something, why do they hate freedom?
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

I know, communists are *everywhere*
I saw a guy recently who was moving without burning any petrol at all... he was... like.. shuffling his feet as he stood and producing movement somehow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

he must be a commie nazi liebarrel!
he'll have to have the freedom kicked the fuck right out of him!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'll git mah gun and we can have us some good ol' Mcarthy justice

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

*cries a little tear*
Now there's a god honest all american american!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

that bolshevik cnut!
good americans always burn gas. even when on foot!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

so true.
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

this isn't really in the spirit of I'm sorry I haven't a clue
where at least some of the constituent words are kept-- eg countryside: to kill Piers Morgan

Nice 'shop and sentiment though.
( drunkenoaf, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

It is an odd amalgamation I'll admit.
looking at it now..I'm not even sure if it works..I've confused myself.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33, archived)