with thanks to Lord_Gnome....


:D

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( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

Where is the tree?
:-s
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 1 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

its a wooden gallows

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

ok it makes sense now

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 1 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

OMG is that timmy mallet?
good night b3ta, my belly button is bleeding because i've eaten too many pies :(
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 1 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

it's a 3D rendered guillotine
 
but yes, the cunt should die.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

it looks like fucking wood
cynic
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

it's not a gallows, though.
 
now if you'd said "gibbet" you could've had it both ways.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbet
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hehehehe.
Bindun by Stephen Fry, though (but not as a b3ta compo entry. Which is a shame, as having Fry here would rock so hard.)
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh, it really wouldn't.
Imagine the mandering!

Jeru would die through orgasm.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

Eurgh, thanks for associating the idea of orgasm with someone I actually respect there.
*shudder*
Although I very much doubt that he could take time from being splendid.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

Hahahahaha, "mandering".
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

I taught him that word.
*pouts*
( SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

*withdraws "hahahahaha"s from hexachordal*
*bestows "hahahahahahaha"s on SpringySunshine*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

That's better :)
*continues admiring the talent on /board*
( SpringySunshine - glass milk bottle, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

something one looks forward also
(sorry, woo)
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:29, archived)