my first thought this morning...


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(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

ha!

( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 2 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

Really?
my first thought this morning was "thank fuck it's Friday!"
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

that was my second. my first was: what imbecile is driving this bus?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

The driver was probably thinking
"That drunk tramp has fallen asleep in the back of my bus again. This'll learn him" *veers wildly*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:33, archived)

:D

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

and the third...
"why am I driving this bus?"
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

Mine was, "Shit, it's 6am."

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

If it's 6 AM everybody's clocks are wrong at work

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

Pffft!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

Over priced bus company I thought it would be...
Woo though!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

That's the bus that crashed in to the scaffolding in Chelmsford a while back
I had to take the world's longest diversion because of that imbercile.

ICMFP
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:39, archived)

appropriate advert on the back though

(alloydog, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:20, archived)