Really?
my first thought this morning was "thank fuck it's Friday!"
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

that was my second. my first was: what imbecile is driving this bus?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:29, archived)

The driver was probably thinking
"That drunk tramp has fallen asleep in the back of my bus again. This'll learn him" *veers wildly*
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:33, archived)

:D

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

and the third...
"why am I driving this bus?"
( The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

Mine was, "Shit, it's 6am."

( NinjaBadger is buying a motherfucking HOUSE!, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:31, archived)

If it's 6 AM everybody's clocks are wrong at work

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:36, archived)