To be sure...

(Ninj, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

isn't he long dead?

(k3b/-\b A pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean., Fri 2 May 2008, 9:43, archived)

These ones are small.
Those ones are far away.
Small... far away.

No Ted I still don't get it.
( Maladicta is gainfully employed from the 4th, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

:D
Dougal: Knock Knock
Ted: Who's there?
Dougal: Father Dougal McGuire
Ted: Goodnight Dougal

( Fresh Water Mole - milks frogs for fun and profit, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahahaha
"Well actually Ted, I brought the Travel Scrabble for when we were travelling, and the normal scrabble for when we got here!"

"Great! Get it out and we'll have a game then!"

"Er ... thinking about it, Ted, actually I didn't bring either of them ..."
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:51, archived)