Yes, yes I do...
I opted for Beanie from my range of hats today.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I haven't been out so have not required my hat.

(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

Gah! Tricked!
Stupid internet, prevting hat admiration!

*kicks internet*
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

Do not kick the internet
That is like kicking my girlfriend
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

Oh.... In that case...
*seduces internet*
*sets up contrived situation to be discovered with internet*
*abandons internet once it's all mine*
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:24, archived)

bastard!
It's the only way I can get my jollies and you're taking it away!
(k3b/-\b TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!! TILT!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:32, archived)