*passes out mind bleach and extra abrasive eye wash*



EEP! I'm just one post away from 19,000!

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Oooo... nekkid time again already?
The board is all of the sexeh today!

Sexeh time Friday anyone?

EDIT: chicken? croutons? are we making sexeh soup or something?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

yes please
*prepares with croutons*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

I'll get the chicken

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Sex with chicken & crouton soup?

You weirdo.

* Secretly Fwaps

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Stank dump error
could happen to anyone. You were probably just a bit nervous:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

So give us nudity then!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

this is so demoralising
(edit) Probably Bindun, so not thread worthy, and possibly nsfw so click for animated

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

On balance I think you'd have got away with that
:)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

I like to be careful, I have seen the roasting given to various pillocks here
It surprising how much toap is being let slide in this compo...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

I think after that v down there v you'd have got away with most things!
...and TOAP is not inherently a Bad Thing. It's only when it's crap and unfunny that it offends me. This compo at least forces people to put a bit of thought and humour into their TOAPiary.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

yeah agreed but then missplaced toap pushing a nice image down
can be a bit rude, I actually quite like chocolate girl...but I've fwapped enough for today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 2 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

I agree, that's ok
But always better to be safe than sorry, which does you credit :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

I think after 10,000
You're only really meant to do it by 5000 anyway:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

Which is what I was going to do
But my days on b3ta are so few and far between these days, I may not hit 20k for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hehehe
You with an 18 year old kid:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Sod that, I'd just post a pic of the 18 year old....

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

better write it on your rigid cock then
you can shorten it to 19K to overcome the space issue...
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:19, archived)