'Tickling' or 'molesting'?

( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

mole sting?

( monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

By venomous moles

( Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Yeah that's right.
We've got stings now...
You have been warned!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Either/or really,
I'm game
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Does that mean I'm allowed to let you roam free in a park
and then shoot you?

Arf. Click.
(The Supreme Crow lives under the stairway and sleeps in your hat, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

which would you prefer?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:44, archived)