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(Supergyrations your own personal maths bitch, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

Sorry, and you'll understand why I TJ.
I just checked in a Jakob Bender. I obviously had to ask him 'And that was the last name of the booking?' and he said 'Fuck you, you iliterate sob. Never start a sentence with a conjunction!'
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

OH IT APPEARS YOU'RE NOT BOOKED TO STAY HERE AFTER ALL.
AND AND AND AND NO, FUCK YOU.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 2 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

Way to get good service Mr Bender!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:54, archived)

That chaps quite a genious
what with being abusive to the chap in the place where he'll be ASLEEP AND DEFENCELESS and will be CONSUMING FOOD

hahah, twat him in the face with a map of Swindon, that'll show him
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

hahahhahaha
Swindon! Nothing has ever been more offensive!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

*glees and shudders simultaneously in regard to the fate and that it involves swindon*

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

You should have replied with..
"Bender?...Bite my shiny metal ass"
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:56, archived)

Did you not say "How can I be illiterate in speaking?
That defies the very definition of the word, you foolish cretin. You've managed to discredit your own stand point by using a modern and etymologically erroneous meaning of the word in a similar fashion to which I have ignored the prescriptive rules of sentence structure. Now fuck off to your room.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:05, archived)