lieu·ten·ant - renting occupant of a toilet
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

This only works if you're a Merkin, though.

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:55, archived)

John?

(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Well, that is hardly a lef, is it?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

ooooh ta *idea*

lieu·ten·ants
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Now this I like.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

:)

(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Brian Blessed over on BBC 1, RIGHT NOW.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 2 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

OH GOD. HE'S BRILLIANT.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 2 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

he doesn't need
the blue pill
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

I KNOW

( P3te loves NME.com, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

YOU'RE GAY?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 2 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

VOTE BO JO

( P3te loves NME.com, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

OR AT 10:35PM IN SCOTLAND

( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

This may be the finest piece of television of all time.

( Kamikaze Stoat, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Brian Blessed
is on Have I Got New For You right now y'all
( P3te loves NME.com, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

yes
but river cottage is on
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:08, archived)

Doesn't really work
unless you wilfully mispronounce lieutenant in the American vernacular.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

how do you all say it then?

( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

lef-ten-ant.
that's how we say it.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

YAY
:)
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

^sorted^ (I think)
still not sure if pronounciation is correct
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:31, archived)