i'm in the middle
of giving my cousin marriage guidance over the phone.
gah!
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:59, archived)

020 degrees North

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

ris?

( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:07, archived)

Guidance....
It was a compass bearing.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

ah
i'm with you now, ted.
( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

*looks round*
ARRRGHH!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

( Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:35, archived)