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[challenge entry] it's meant to be Red Stripe I know but these are all I had !


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(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# sorry, but
bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# bindun
dilligaf ?
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# no
it looks like i'm putting you on ignore, fuckstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# And
Yawns
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I thought the jamaican Breakfast
was slightly offset by the English wall plug:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# 2 please
I take it I'm not the only person watching Have I Got News for You?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no you're not
Brian rules.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# FUEL CRISIS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Brian
Got to love those plimmos
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8340806

Please don't spoil all the jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# THat's not a real country!
I can say that now that proj69 has me on ignore:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Haha, yeah, I saw that unfold.
I damn near pissed myself. God love him, he's a chippy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# If you can't be baited on b3ta don't
Don't winge!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# "don't don't winge"?
Does that mean do winge?

/baits
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# He don't don't winge winge
He don't don't winge:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Winge me up before you don't don't!
... but yeah. I've had a couple of run-ins with him in the past.

I also like his stuff, but how the fuck has he lasted so long here with such thin skin and a total absence of a sense of humour? Agreed, though. If you can dish it out, be prepared to fucking take it back in return.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I hear his undies have wee on them!:O

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# 'ning ghostie!
Has he really got you on ignore? Why? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I made a joke about him being anally retentive in regard to Scottish jokes
I love his work but he's a twunt:P
It seems, in his books, perfectly acceptable for Scottish peeps to make English jokes but visa versa is not allowed.
I knew this and baited him, tis b3ta after all.

EDIT: 'ningles Mr. Kenny. I though you and Jess would be happy sharing a bed as it'd cost half the price:P

EDIT EDIT:

www.nightsinn.co.uk/lonbash/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I have had him on ignore for about a year now
nad B3ta is much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Cock!

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# POULTRY!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# measly

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Will i did the passive thing a couple of times
But he's a tosser. He does some great work but as a person he is sadly lacking (I don't actually think he has a life outside the net).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# This
He pissed me off at Weebl and he pissed me off here.

I know I am an irritating cunt, but I cannot abide people who give it all that but will take nothing back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ^THIS^ with big dangly bells on.

You dish it out, you take it. Life's that simple, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Especially if you're a dinner lady!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah!
Fucking take it Dinner Lady, you dirty bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:53, archived)