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( Mstandot, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

woo
when i was ickle i thought holding your hands together in prayer acted as a sort of aerial, so that the message could get through
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

lolors!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:56, archived)