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(1.618..., Sat 3 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

And you are?
Fanny Jizzallovermytits
I musht be dreaming.
Wake up James.
Whu...?
My name is Hairy Bumsalot, the Russian spy. Eat my cumspigot before I tell you the truth.
Cursh you, Ian Fleming! *glumph*
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:34, archived)