First post for ages.....
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EDIT : (Not to scale... colours and styles may vary)
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From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

( paranoiaman, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

*shuffles towards you*
Ey mate? Wanna buy some pills? Fiver for ten mate?
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'm intimidated by the size of that pill.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

It's actually a suppository

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'll pass then.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

good news!
:D

you're too quick
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

See edit...
:)
( paranoiaman, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

if that thumb is in proportion the fingers should end where the green is.


:D
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

He's got clown hands.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

are you getting mixed up with feet?
because last time i checked clowns didn't have thin
gaunt fingers like a thin man who raps his fingers on tables.


:D
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

It's an easily confused clown.
And when was the last time you checked a clowns fingers?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

i dont think any jokes need to be said here.

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

gah drugs!
last night i tried 2-cb. the most boring drug in the world.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

Drugs need catchier slogans.
"Ketamine! It's a fucking horse tranquiliser, what could go wrong? LOL!"
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

Ketamine! It will fuck you up!

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

thats a wannabe hallucinogen yeah?

( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

well its a very powerful hallucinogen
really power but its like if you would expect hallucination to be if someone described it to you. laura ashely tripping if you will.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

hahaha!
best 6 words ever.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

=)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

better off just taking tons of mushies

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

mushy peas never had an effect on me
but i'll have some anyway.
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

haha did that last night to. hawaiians. very nice.
the 2-cb came after when i wasn't ready to stop tripping. against my dealers advice i tried snorting it and i have never been in so much agony :(
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

10 minutes of burning.
im off everyone bye!
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

ouch

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahahahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

heheheheheehehehe
how about booze?

booze, the drug of choice for the over 30s...
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

And at least one 21 year old.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

i prefer drinking to most drugs
best to steer clear of all but hallucinogens...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

drink's the worst one in my opinion.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 4 May 2008, 0:54, archived)