hehehe
this is notitsownthreadworthy, cos quick, lame and crap so have it here

and thanks to bigwasteofspace for the inspiration
b3ta.com/board/8335820
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

i think i would

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

you would what?

(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

I'd start by pulling her knickers down with my teeth

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

and then start licking her balls?
the shaved pussy upskirts were are forgery you know
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

no one seems to want me to make it with a woman do they?

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

when you do make it with a woman
have kif inform the men.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

I will! I had a bit of a crush on leela, then I saw some toonporn depicting her as shemale
it ruined futurama for me.
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahahahaha!
you still have zoidberg

YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

no I'll cling on to dreams of Amy

(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

yes, but
she's in love with a green pansy who can inflate his own head.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

hum...I have some green paint
And my head would inflate in her presence, so there's still hope.
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

pff
you've got a better chance with femputer.
or the amazonians, they're all kinky snu-snu-hungry bitches.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

I'm depressed enough as it is
I don't need my fantasies destroyed. Next you'll tell me Liza Simpson wouldn't go for me cause I'm a maths nerd
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

she'd totally go for you!
5 minutes alone with her and you'd be harder than a quadratic equation
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

That wouldn't be hard enough for penetration
x=(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a
Bam! works every time...
Best make me a quintic...
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

NERD!
*runs away*
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

sorry come back I didn't mean it
oh no, not again. :(
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

*runs back*
i'm only running off to my mum's because she's made roast lamb for dinner. 'bye!
*runs away again*
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

he's a spineless bastard

(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

that just means
he can easily contort into interesting positions
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

I'm only metaphorically spineless
as I found out when I hurt my back trying autofellatio.
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

awww
*compassionately strokes k3b/-\b's head (the one for talking, not for wanking)*
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*sobs*
It means so much...
(k3b/-\b does not sparkle with you., Sun 4 May 2008, 12:08, archived)