If we're doing religion then I think we should do my personal choice in life.

ramen
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Dear B3ta
Please stop being shit at weekends. People don't become any less creative or funny - give them the credit they deserve!

Love and kisses,

Disgruntled from South London.

PS: Most woo! Made me giggle :)
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

As an atheist I take FSM very seriously.
Sometimes satirism is most important!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

hehe
nice one

(although I had to look up what a pastafarian was)
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Each time it's unknown a pirate dies!

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

oh no
the world supply of pirates is low enough as it is already
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

i wanted to berate you for making words up again
but it turns out it's a made up word made up by someone else entirely so i can't.

i am most miffed.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

It is a true calling!
and of upmost importance!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

i will send them all of my cash forthwith.

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ah but tis better than that
no money wanted:D
Just peeps to piss of Creationists!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

why are so many creationists
so fucking hot (until they open their mouths)

it's like there's something up there that doesn't want them to re-produce, so makes them complete idiots who no-one wants to go near once they've opened their mouths
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Yeah when they open their mouths
They sound like outdated dinosaurs recently deceased reptiles.
Actualy the reason is that they try to advertise like everyone else. A cute girl could make a directionaless 14 year old think 'she's cute, I'm nieve therefore what she is saying must be true!'
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:03, archived)