hehe
nice one

(although I had to look up what a pastafarian was)
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

Each time it's unknown a pirate dies!

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

oh no
the world supply of pirates is low enough as it is already
(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

i wanted to berate you for making words up again
but it turns out it's a made up word made up by someone else entirely so i can't.

i am most miffed.
( god save the queen 2,000 morris dancers and a kid with a blade, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

It is a true calling!
and of upmost importance!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

i will send them all of my cash forthwith.

( god save the queen 2,000 morris dancers and a kid with a blade, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ah but tis better than that
no money wanted:D
Just peeps to piss of Creationists!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

why are so many creationists
so fucking hot (until they open their mouths)

it's like there's something up there that doesn't want them to re-produce, so makes them complete idiots who no-one wants to go near once they've opened their mouths
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Yeah when they open their mouths
They sound like outdated dinosaurs recently deceased reptiles.
Actualy the reason is that they try to advertise like everyone else. A cute girl could make a directionaless 14 year old think 'she's cute, I'm nieve therefore what she is saying must be true!'
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Sun 4 May 2008, 17:03, archived)