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# In my defence
I'm seriously hung-over and half-asleep.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# not good enough

(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Er...
I'm distracted because I met a nice girl last night and completely failed to get off with her, even though I shared a taxi home with her. Is that a better excuse?
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# that's not bad.
but not very rock n roll.

If you said that the girl was distracting you with some sort of crazy tongue technique, that would have been better. 5/10. It's a pass. Have more confidence. You are a sexy man.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# you sir are a flirt
it would appear thfh isn't.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I'm biding my time.
She will be mine. Oh yes. Plans are in motion. *looks shiftily about*
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# rohipnol ftw.

(, Sun 4 May 2008, 19:55, archived)