I had THE most bizarre chat once with a gay guy online on some forum or other, I forget which,
who posted a picture of a guy's cock he was seeing (no really!) and asked what 'that thing was under the glans', as it worried him. It was the frenulum, the 'banjo string' that holds the foreskin when erect, and I said this and he ridiculed me, don't be stupid there was no foreskin, he would have noticed, see the pic, no foreskin. So I had to explain that the foreskin pulls back when erect and moves under the glans so that often only the frenulum is the giveaway that there is one, and he was MORTIFIED as he was convinced that uncut guys are diseased death bringers!

I was quite stunned, it was.... erm... rather surreal, to say the least.
( WiL The best things in life are free, but life isn't, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yup
It's frightening how much ignorance there is about the natural state of the human penis. So many people seem to have bought into the theory that the foreskin a work of evil, as if chopping it off in infancy is somehow more "normal".
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Oh yeh,
I've got so fed up with having to explain to Merkins online that we don't all stink and die young cos we have 'weird cocks', oh, you mean these things we were born with that we haven't mutilated?

Just seems so alien to me, it's the way nature made you, why would anyone think it needs slicing off at birth or you'll all die of cheese?

'Sides from owt else, soap, we have discovered it, a while ago, and the whole of Europe seems to manage just fine in their natural born form, thankyou.

Just fucking weird.
( WiL The best things in life are free, but life isn't, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:47, archived)