Oh yeh,
I've got so fed up with having to explain to Merkins online that we don't all stink and die young cos we have 'weird cocks', oh, you mean these things we were born with that we haven't mutilated?

Just seems so alien to me, it's the way nature made you, why would anyone think it needs slicing off at birth or you'll all die of cheese?

'Sides from owt else, soap, we have discovered it, a while ago, and the whole of Europe seems to manage just fine in their natural born form, thankyou.

Just fucking weird.
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 5 May 2008, 0:47, archived)