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[challenge entry] Arm-a-ged-don - The time when a cowboy has to leave


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(My dirigible smells of almonds, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# What a username!
What a toap!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# bruce willis
"yippee-kai-ayyyy Kemosabe" (Die Hard:early 90's ITV edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# "yippee-kai-ayyy Hiroshima"
(mid forties edit)

by the way, thank you lotsly for the good snarns award. It has a place in my profile forever now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I love the TV edits of movies.
It's much more entertaining hearing people shout "DORKHEAD" and "BULLSHOT"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It would be even better if they dubbed them with 1920s profanities.
"Drat this!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# the ITV edit of Shaun of the Dead is atrocious.
Nick Frost: Can I get any of you c--
Somebody else: SHITS
Nick Frost: --ts a drink?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# That's so bad.
In Hot Fuzz, they shout "PEAS AND RICE" instead of "JESUS CHRIST"

I also love the funk scene in SotD.

Prink.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# what?
what???

fuck tits

what cock cunt piss fuck shit fuck fuck twat piss fucker is that going on piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# What a great job that person has.
I wonder how much he got paid to say "SHITS".
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# probably a few shits

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# They could be a professional shitter.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# It sounded like he was spanish
I think they may have genuinely just taken it from a pre-existing tape, to save on money.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# exploding nuclear cowboy !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# he's not exploding
he's absorbing the sun for his own dastardly plans
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# God Damn solar powered cowboy!
He'll steal all our energy!
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# COLESLAW COWBOY

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Hero of the old west
"COLESLAW COWBOY! THEY'RE GONNA RAID THE GOLD SHIPMENT!!"

"Well, I gotta chop me up some cabbage"

"YOU BIG SHIT! WE'RE DOOMED!"

"'Reckon" *continues chopping*
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# 'Well consarn it, coleslaw cowboy,
thanks to you and your coleslaw, the town is saved again! How DO you do it?'
'coleslaw.'
*laughter*
*end credits*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
#
'tune in next week when the coleslaw cowboy inexplicably saves the village from terrorists'
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# "In this video to you, my darling baby mohammad,
I want to tell you about where I've gone, the great service towards Islam I am about to commit, the Jihad against the west, and why coleslaw is our one mortal enemy."
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# "Thanks Literary plot device, you've saved the whole village."
"Well that's alright ma'am, it's all in a days work for Deus Ex Machina and I. For we are, THE COLESLAW COWBOYS."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# "What's that coming over the hill?"
"Is it a monster?"
"no!"
"Is it cotdeath?"
"Fuck right off and never come back!"
"Is it a solution to all our problems?"
"YES!"

"hi there, ladies. I'm Deus Ex Machina, but you can just call me Deus for short." *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *spurts 'coleslaw'*

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# "Damn we're trapped in this flimsy potting shed with all those subterranean mexicans surrounding us. If only we had a gun.
"Oh look, here's one right on the wall. In fact I remember Chekov from the tavern mentioning it in an earlier scene."
"That's good then, let us use that gun."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8341765
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# well snap my whippers!
ain't that a thing!

*chops up some cabbage*
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# no he's not.

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I AM MAKING A MINI MEATY PLATTER.
Featuring: Bacons, chickens and reebs.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I want a meaty platter
but I have only,

simulated ham
tinned beefs
frozen beefs
frozen minced beefs
tinned corned beefs

and bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# BEEFS
yes good stuff
All I has is frozen mince
frozen minces
and toats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# the basis of a fine snack
should the mince be defrosted and cooked
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I am saving it for a tomato based dish for din dins night after tomorro
I Think toats will have to be the option
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I'm thinking I'll have some kind of sunday type dindins tomorrow
as is the tradition :)
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# its banks day off innit
hope its sunny therefore bbq time :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# burning things is always fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# IS IT MADE FROM TINY ANIMALS?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# and sausagemen

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# REEBS?
Vas ist dis here "reebs"?
Beers spelled backwards?
(the Angry Gumball, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Don't you know?
That was the lone rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# BIGG JOHN MANBEAR

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:45, archived)
# SMOKE MORE COWBOY.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 5 May 2008, 7:32, archived)
# thats from bruce almighty!
:o)

well the saying not the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 5 May 2008, 9:40, archived)