Arm-a-ged-don - The time when a cowboy has to leave

(My dirigible smells of almonds, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

arf!

( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

What a username!
What a toap!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

bruce willis
"yippee-kai-ayyyy Kemosabe" (Die Hard:early 90's ITV edit)
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

"yippee-kai-ayyy Hiroshima"
(mid forties edit)

by the way, thank you lotsly for the good snarns award. It has a place in my profile forever now.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

I love the TV edits of movies.
It's much more entertaining hearing people shout "DORKHEAD" and "BULLSHOT"
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

It would be even better if they dubbed them with 1920s profanities.
"Drat this!"
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

the ITV edit of Shaun of the Dead is atrocious.
Nick Frost: Can I get any of you c--
Somebody else: SHITS
Nick Frost: --ts a drink?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

That's so bad.
In Hot Fuzz, they shout "PEAS AND RICE" instead of "JESUS CHRIST"

I also love the funk scene in SotD.

Prink.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

what?
what???

fuck tits

what cock cunt piss fuck shit fuck fuck twat piss fucker is that going on piss?
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

What a great job that person has.
I wonder how much he got paid to say "SHITS".
(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

probably a few shits

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

They could be a professional shitter.

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

It sounded like he was spanish
I think they may have genuinely just taken it from a pre-existing tape, to save on money.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

exploding nuclear cowboy !
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

he's not exploding
he's absorbing the sun for his own dastardly plans
( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

God Damn solar powered cowboy!
He'll steal all our energy!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

COLESLAW COWBOY

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

Hero of the old west
"COLESLAW COWBOY! THEY'RE GONNA RAID THE GOLD SHIPMENT!!"

"Well, I gotta chop me up some cabbage"

"YOU BIG SHIT! WE'RE DOOMED!"

"'Reckon" *continues chopping*
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

'Well consarn it, coleslaw cowboy,
thanks to you and your coleslaw, the town is saved again! How DO you do it?'
'coleslaw.'
*laughter*
*end credits*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

'tune in next week when the coleslaw cowboy inexplicably saves the village from terrorists'
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

"In this video to you, my darling baby mohammad,
I want to tell you about where I've gone, the great service towards Islam I am about to commit, the Jihad against the west, and why coleslaw is our one mortal enemy."
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

"Thanks Literary plot device, you've saved the whole village."
"Well that's alright ma'am, it's all in a days work for Deus Ex Machina and I. For we are, THE COLESLAW COWBOYS."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

"What's that coming over the hill?"
"Is it a monster?"
"no!"
"Is it cotdeath?"
"Fuck right off and never come back!"
"Is it a solution to all our problems?"
"YES!"

"hi there, ladies. I'm Deus Ex Machina, but you can just call me Deus for short." *winks*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

*spurts 'coleslaw'*

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

"Damn we're trapped in this flimsy potting shed with all those subterranean mexicans surrounding us. If only we had a gun.
"Oh look, here's one right on the wall. In fact I remember Chekov from the tavern mentioning it in an earlier scene."
"That's good then, let us use that gun."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8341765
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

well snap my whippers!
ain't that a thing!

*chops up some cabbage*
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

no he's not.

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

I AM MAKING A MINI MEATY PLATTER.
Featuring: Bacons, chickens and reebs.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

I want a meaty platter
but I have only,

simulated ham
tinned beefs
frozen beefs
frozen minced beefs
tinned corned beefs

and bacon
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

BEEFS
yes good stuff
All I has is frozen mince
frozen minces
and toats
( epiphany still lacks internets, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

the basis of a fine snack
should the mince be defrosted and cooked
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

I am saving it for a tomato based dish for din dins night after tomorro
I Think toats will have to be the option
( epiphany still lacks internets, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

I'm thinking I'll have some kind of sunday type dindins tomorrow
as is the tradition :)
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

its banks day off innit
hope its sunny therefore bbq time :)
( epiphany still lacks internets, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

burning things is always fun
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

IS IT MADE FROM TINY ANIMALS?

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

and sausagemen

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

REEBS?
Vas ist dis here "reebs"?
Beers spelled backwards?
(the Angry Gumball, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

haha

( epiphany still lacks internets, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?
 


woo!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:17, archived)

Don't you know?
That was the lone rapist!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

BIGG JOHN MANBEAR

( mofaha : sorry for us, Mon 5 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

SMOKE MORE COWBOY.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Mon 5 May 2008, 7:32, archived)

thats from bruce almighty!
:o)

well the saying not the picture!
( Rev. Jesse. fuckin' go to http://b3tapoemproject.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 May 2008, 9:40, archived)