exploding nuclear cowboy !
:D
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

he's not exploding
he's absorbing the sun for his own dastardly plans
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 5 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

God Damn solar powered cowboy!
He'll steal all our energy!
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

COLESLAW COWBOY

( Cockweasle Snarn, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

Hero of the old west
"COLESLAW COWBOY! THEY'RE GONNA RAID THE GOLD SHIPMENT!!"

"Well, I gotta chop me up some cabbage"

"YOU BIG SHIT! WE'RE DOOMED!"

"'Reckon" *continues chopping*
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

'Well consarn it, coleslaw cowboy,
thanks to you and your coleslaw, the town is saved again! How DO you do it?'
'coleslaw.'
*laughter*
*end credits*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

'tune in next week when the coleslaw cowboy inexplicably saves the village from terrorists'
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

"In this video to you, my darling baby mohammad,
I want to tell you about where I've gone, the great service towards Islam I am about to commit, the Jihad against the west, and why coleslaw is our one mortal enemy."
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

"Thanks Literary plot device, you've saved the whole village."
"Well that's alright ma'am, it's all in a days work for Deus Ex Machina and I. For we are, THE COLESLAW COWBOYS."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

"What's that coming over the hill?"
"Is it a monster?"
"no!"
"Is it cotdeath?"
"Fuck right off and never come back!"
"Is it a solution to all our problems?"
"YES!"

"hi there, ladies. I'm Deus Ex Machina, but you can just call me Deus for short." *winks*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

*spurts 'coleslaw'*

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

"Damn we're trapped in this flimsy potting shed with all those subterranean mexicans surrounding us. If only we had a gun.
"Oh look, here's one right on the wall. In fact I remember Chekov from the tavern mentioning it in an earlier scene."
"That's good then, let us use that gun."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8341765
( Cockweasle Snarn, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

well snap my whippers!
ain't that a thing!

*chops up some cabbage*
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

no he's not.

( Cockweasle Snarn, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:24, archived)