"What's that coming over the hill?"
"Is it a monster?"
"no!"
"Is it cotdeath?"
"Fuck right off and never come back!"
"Is it a solution to all our problems?"
"YES!"

"hi there, ladies. I'm Deus Ex Machina, but you can just call me Deus for short." *winks*
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

*spurts 'coleslaw'*

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

"Damn we're trapped in this flimsy potting shed with all those subterranean mexicans surrounding us. If only we had a gun.
"Oh look, here's one right on the wall. In fact I remember Chekov from the tavern mentioning it in an earlier scene."
"That's good then, let us use that gun."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:43, archived)