Q'n'D...
...but it made me giggle.



From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I am amused.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

I am aroused.

( Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

I was bemused.
Then I got it and am now amused.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

where are the hands?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 5 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

:D

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

portal was lully
i need more of it tho.

Should be a multiplayer too. Like a team of people without portals vs 1 with. yeah cool.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

Noooo.
I hate this new trend of multiplayer in which you have one all powerfull and the rest against. They did it in darkSector and it just didn't work.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

^this
not played dark sector but I am a big fan of balanced gameplay - because of that the best multiplayer game ever was marathon, folowed by TF2 before they added the goldrush mod
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Perfect Dark, clearly
Many an hour of my life has been wasted on multiplayer Perfect Dark.



Edit: Though Perfect Dark Zero's multiplayer was one of the biggest pieces of crap I've tried to play, not least because the bots were insanely hard and can do all kinds of acrobatics you can't.
(boris the spider, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

COD4 is the best online multiplayer
in any genre on any platform ever.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

best platform is the PC
consoles dont have enough buttons
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I've never really got into online multiplayer
though I did used to play a lot of GTAI on a local network.
(boris the spider, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

I still like CSS

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

Cansei de Ser Sexy?

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

Counter Strike Source.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

Sorry I forgot to add this ;)
I love Counter Strike. Haven't played in years though. I used to have the Italy map for Half-life DM.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Counterstrike is anal
its not fun unless you are good at it so if you havent played much there is no point in playing much
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahaha
much like any online game, if you don't play much, you're not going to be much good. there's always going to be someone who plays it more/is better.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

Unless you play it the most and are the best.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 5 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Ah
but in some online games it still is fun even if you arent good
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

in perfect dark
can you jump?
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

Nope
but you do have a laptop gun which you leave in a room to shoot the hell out of everyone else while you hide somewhere firing off guided missiles.

Also you can put in Kazesim, who you rapidly wish was real so that you could repeatedly stamp on his testicles the irritating shithead.
(boris the spider, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

I hate this new trend of multiplayer
where otherwise perfectly good single player games have time and resources taken away from them to shoehorn in a multiplayer mode because aparrently it's not a real game unless you can use it to call people fags over the internet.

(Translation: I'm terrible at online games)
(beemoh, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hm...
...I don't think multiplayer portal would be as fun as it sounds.

There will be more though, If you listen to the commentary node in the Ratman Den, the developer refers to "This first portal game..."

I've just been back and played it again with cheats on, running through the levels with noclip on is hilarious, and you can get outside in the last map... I've bound the 'create storage cube' and 'create metal sphere' commands to keys so I can fill a room with spheres and make sphere or cube fountains :)
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

the people at valve did testplay multiplayer portal and didn't really like it

(Sticky Label, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Do not touch the operational end of the device.
Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially.

Woo!
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

The Enrichment centre wishes to inform you
That you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

\o/
*believes unquestioningly in cake*
(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

What's that?
Ooh, what's that? Hey, that thing has numbers on it! Hey look at that thing! Nooo that other thing! Eww what's wrong with your legs? Hey, you're the lady from the test. Hi! Do you smell something burning? Ooooh what's in here...
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

Hmm, fish shaped sediment

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 5 May 2008, 13:42, archived)